What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:02
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What it is like to have sex with a relative woman?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
How did it feel to take your first gay BBC?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Yes sir it is.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
HELLO
After a few moments he returns.